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Post by Victor Ng on May 24, 2011 0:34:26 GMT -5
Corrupt-a-wish!
The rules are simple:
I make a wish, and the next person to post finds an ironic way to derive bad consequences from granting the wish, or to otherwise tag a downside to it, and so on and so forth. For example:
1 wrote: i wish i had a Corvette 2 wrote: granted. you got it real cheap because it was crushed under a giant anvil.
i wish i was the most attractive person in the world 3 wrote: granted. you are the most attractive person in the world, and both sexes now want your body.
i wish i had a big, juicy steak. 4 wrote: granted. how's your diet going?
i wish i was invulnerable to every kind of harm. 5 wrote: granted, however, you can no longer drive down one-way streets on Tuesdays.
i wish for world peace
If a wish is uncorruptable, there are two courses of action: corrupt it anyways, or answer the wish with "not granted". The latter is by far the funnier option, in my opinion.
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As taken from XKCD.
That being said,
I wish I had a million dollars.
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Post by Preethi on May 24, 2011 8:16:16 GMT -5
Granted. You receive a million dollars in a future where inflation is rampant, therefore forcing the value of your million dollars to the equivalent value of a nickel today.
I wish I could talk to cabbages and they would respond back in a coherent manner. (Actually, I can do that already, but that's besides the point.)
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Post by Victor Ng on May 24, 2011 13:12:11 GMT -5
Granted, but the cabbages eat you after they're done talking. I wish Preethi could pass APMCs.
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Post by Preethi on May 24, 2011 14:33:40 GMT -5
There's no way I can win with this. D: Preethi passes the APMC, but it's only because she cheated on them. She has no real APMC skill. (FYI, I did better on my APMC than you did. ) I wish Victor had life. (OOOOH. Burn.)
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Post by Victor Ng on May 24, 2011 15:49:24 GMT -5
Since he does, wish goes ungranted, but then he dies and becomes undead. Then eats Preethi.
I wish the forums had more people.
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Post by Preethi on May 24, 2011 19:50:03 GMT -5
The forum have more people, but they become so overloaded with traffic that the entire forums collapse.
I wish that washing machines would fall harmlessly out of the sky on a regular basis.
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Post by Victor Ng on May 24, 2011 20:49:36 GMT -5
Granted, but then people find out that their homes have no washing machines.
I wish I could draw lions.
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Post by cptsimms on May 24, 2011 20:57:45 GMT -5
Granted. You can draw lions soooo well that they come to life and eat you.
I wish I could find jeans that fit me well
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Post by jsizzle on May 24, 2011 21:30:17 GMT -5
Granted, but they're sewn out of crushed dreams.
I wish I could fly
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Post by Preethi on May 24, 2011 21:33:18 GMT -5
Granted, but you can only fly and no one else can. Gets pretty lonely up there.
I wish I could bake edible cookies.
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Post by jsizzle on May 24, 2011 21:35:03 GMT -5
Granted. They're edible, but they're poisonous to everyone but you. Good luck with the crushing depression.
I wish Doctor Who was real.
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Post by cptsimms on May 24, 2011 21:48:52 GMT -5
Granted, but he can only speak in ancient swahili so nobody understands him.
I wish I had more wishes
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Post by Preethi on May 24, 2011 21:50:25 GMT -5
Granted, but each wish can only be expressed in one word, and is open to very, VERY loose interpretation.
I wish the villains always won.
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Post by jsizzle on May 24, 2011 21:52:08 GMT -5
I disagree with that corruption. The Doctor could speak any language and still be awesome. So, therefore, I think that's uncorrupted.
Anyway, granted, but every wish you make adds twelve pounds to your body.
I wish I could teleport
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Post by Victor Ng on May 25, 2011 1:36:51 GMT -5
Granted, but you teleport into the men's bathroom every time you use it.
I wish I could fall asleep.
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